I guess I should say welcome or some other corny how-do-ya-yack to get this thing started. I haven’t ever been much of a journal-writer/blogger so it may take me some time to get used to it, and more time to become interesting. I will start at the roots.
My name is Chris. Hello. I am sitting in an apartment on a dead-end street on the west side of a small college town called Moscow in the exciting state of Idaho. Basically, I’m four clicks north by northwest of the middle of nowhere. Now you have a sense of my geography.
Where are you from? you may ask, being somewhat of a universal ice-breaker.
Heritage-wise, I come from four different countries, being Germany, Japan, Ireland, and Scotland. Here is a diagram I made once:
Pretty nifty-spiffy, no?
No, but where were you born and raised?
The same town I’ve been in my whole life: Moscow, Idaho. I attended a private school here K-12th grades and have a year of credits from the University of Idaho. I’ve never been outside city limits for more than two weeks. Does that equal sheltered? We shall see. It’s not like I haven’t seen my share of sh*t in this town.
What do you do?
At the moment I am unemployed, so I’ll have to skip right to interests and hobbies.
Interests and Hobbies?
Through and through, I love art, be it drawing, writing, music, film, or whatever else. I will eventually expand on each of these individually, and hopefully upload some of my own works. I am also developing an intense passion for dreams and the paranormal, which intersect with my attempts at philosophy.
Where did ‘Crow’s Cause’ get its name?
My last name is Crozier, basically pronounced CROW-sure, and I have adopted Crow as a nickname. Other names people throw at me are Christmas, Stoph, Topher, and New Chris (this one is dying out since it came from a job that I quit). Frankly, you may call me whatever you want. I used to me known as Meathead until I started drawing a cartoon series about little one-eyed balls with sticks called MeetHeds. Maybe I’ll dig through my “archives” and find some old MeetHed strips. I doubt I’ll find any, though. Even if my sorry attempt at organization could be considered a filing system, it would be in need of serious renovation.
Shouldn’t you title this entry something like Frequently Asked Questions?
Although my format may resemble the ever-so useful FAQ, I have yet to hear any of these questions, so they are in no way frequently asked. I could call it PAQ: Possibly Asked Questions. I like that.
Well what the eff do you look like?
I look like this…
Oh, yeah. I love beer. Real beer. Dark beer. Guinness is my favorite, but I’ll go for most anything thick and rich. I’m setting up a rating system for beer quality. I will post it when it fills out.
When will this maddening PAQ end?
Ten minutes.
*CROW*
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